Upload the chat.
Get the 🚩 cooked?verdict.
Dumpt reads your situationship texts and tells you what your friends won't — are you cooked, or is this actually going somewhere?
dump accordingly.
Screenshot in, verdict out.
it's giving for-you-page
Built to blow up the group chat
The kind of receipts that get posted — tag @dumptapp.
concept creatives, made pre-launch — the real receipts are yours to post.
“this app told me things I was too scared to admit.”
“uploaded our chat to prove my boys wrong. they want the apology in writing.”
“he asked why I went cold. babe, the verdict came back.”
“sent it to the group chat and we screamed.”
“the receipt doesn't miss.”
“screenshot in, verdict out. brutal. accurate.”
What Dumpt
calls out
Reply gaps
How long they make you wait vs how fast you reply. The asymmetry is the receipt.
Dry replies
One-word energy that kills momentum. Dumpt counts the dead-on-arrival responses.
Breadcrumbs
Vague future, no date. Just enough to keep you in the talking stage forever.
Effort split
Who's carrying the conversation. Every message is weighed — you vs. them.
Excuses
Patterns of deflection logged over time. Busy is a choice they made without you.
Delulu score
0–10. How much hope you're holding vs what the receipts actually support.
How it works
Three steps from doom-scrolling your own chat to a verdict stamped in black and white.
Screenshot the chat
Pick up to 5 screenshots of one conversation in order — or scan a chat that's on one of your own other screens with the camera. Chats you're part of, on your own device.
Dumpt reads it
On-device Vision reads which side is yours — flip the toggle if it gets it wrong. You pick your goal — a relationship, just vibes, closure, or not sure yet. Then the AI forensically scans reply gaps, dry replies, breadcrumbs, effort split, excuses, and your delulu score.
Get the verdict
A stamped receipt prints in minutes — SAFE, SIMMERING, BURNT, or COOKED — with hard numbers, your own quoted texts as evidence, and a share card ready to go.
Made for the
group chat
Every verdict prints an OFFICIAL RECEIPT — the same torn thermal card, verdict stamp, your numbers, your guessed zone, and a QR that lets anyone scan to cook their own. Let the stamp do the talking.
OFFICIAL RECEIPT
The same torn receipt, ready to post
The share card is the verdict itself — thermal-receipt format, rubber stamp, your invested % split, sub-score rings, and the zone you guessed on the spectrum. All real numbers from your cook.
SCAN TO COOK YOURS
A QR code built into every card
Anyone who sees your card can scan the QR and go straight to the app to cook their own situationship. Let your receipt do the recruiting.
CASE CLOSED
Walk away with the receipt to prove it
When you end it and close a case, the app stamps a CASE CLOSED closure card — "[their name] is history." — built to share. The group chat will know.
TAG US
tag us @dumptapp
Post it to your story, drop it in the group chat, quote-tweet the chaos. Tag @dumptapp and we might just repost the most unhinged receipts.
What's in a verdict
Every cook returns a full receipt — hard numbers, your own quoted texts, and a reality check you didn't ask for but needed. Every number is real AI output, never a placeholder.
The verdict
One of four stamped words — SAFE, SIMMERING, BURNT, or COOKED — with a persona-flavored sub-line printed on the receipt.
Investment imbalance
The exact % split of who's carrying it — e.g. 78% you / 22% them — shown as a live animated fill bar. Real AI output. Never a placeholder.
Sub-score rings
Three rings — INVESTED (emotional energy), EFFORT (based on dry-reply patterns), FLAGS (red-flag count). Calculated per conversation, not estimated.
Delulu score
0–10 meter. How much hope you're holding vs. what the receipts actually support. A reality check, quantified from your own texts.
Verdict spectrum game
Drag a marker to guess your zone — LOCKED IN, MID, COOKED, or GHOSTED. Lock it. The real result slams to its spot. Your guess travels to the share card.
Caught in the act
Numbered red pins dropped on the exact offending messages in your own screenshot. Tap a pin to read the quoted line — placed via on-device OCR.
Red flags — quoted
Each flag shows the literal text pulled from your chat, right there in a red bubble. Nothing flagged? You get a WHAT TO WATCH list plus any green flags that stood out — still pulled from your actual chat.
The receipts
aren't abstract.
The verdict pins the exact line in your conversation — not a generic example. Red numbered pins land on the exact message — placed by on-device OCR, with an AI fallback when needed.
Pinned on the exact line
On-device OCR finds the offending message and drops a numbered red pin right on it — no manual highlighting, no guesswork.
Tap a pin to read the exact message
Every pin opens the literal quote — word for word from your conversation. Nothing paraphrased, nothing invented.
On your side,
always
YOUR MOVE reads your ownside without judgment — then gives you reply drafts tied to real quoted moments and a follow-up Q&A grounded in this verdict, not thin air.
TRY THIS NEXT
Reply drafts tied to real moments
Dumpt pulls exact quoted lines from your chat and anchors every draft to them. You see why each reply works — not just what to say.
ONE TAP
Tap a reply to copy it
No more typing-and-deleting for an hour. Hit copy, flip to your chat, paste. Done before you overthink it.
Ask anything about this chat
Quick chips or free-text — every answer is grounded in your actual verdict, scores, and quoted receipts. Not generic advice.
Request a fresh drafted reply
Want a different tone? Ask for one. Dumpt generates tone-labeled options so you pick the version that actually sounds like you.
Every situationship
gets a file.
Dumpt is not one-shot. Every cook becomes a case — open or closed — in a ledger that builds on itself. The longer you track, the sharper the read.
Active cases
Every situationship that's still unresolved gets a file. Comes back the moment they text again.
Put to rest
The cases you walked away from. Still readable — because the receipts don't disappear.
New screenshots, same case
Add fresh screenshots to an existing file and watch your invested% trend over time. The math updates; the excuses don't.
Pattern read
Once you have 3+ cases, Dumpt surfaces cross-case patterns — "you have a type" — only when the math actually supports it. No invented numbers.
Red flags caught
A running tally of every red flag caught across every cook — your personal evidence trail, building every time you run a chat.
The walk-away moment
Tap "I ended it." and the stamp drops: CASE CLOSED. +200 clarity points. "The Blocker" badge. A shareable closure card. "[their name] is history."
CASE CLOSED
The stamp that ends it. +200 clarity points. A shareable closure card. Earn "The Blocker" badge. Move on.
you have a type.
surfaces at ≥3 cases — never fabricated
The verdict is
the start.
Dumpt doesn't just score them and ghost you. Clarity points build as you go — permanently banked, never expiring — through a 10-stage ladder that tracks your actual glow-up.
10 stages — banked for good
A rough week won't drop your stage — it's banked.
- 01FULLY COOKED
- 02STILL COOKED
- 03SIMMERING
- 04DELULU
- 05WAKING UP
- 06REALIST
- 07UNBOTHERED
- 08MAIN CHARACTER
- 09UNTOUCHABLE
- 10FREE
Daily check-in
Three honest options. One every day. Honesty keeps the points either way.
Confessing resets the streak — but keeps every point you've earned. Reach DELULU and a streak freeze auto-saves your first missed day — no action needed.
How clarity grows
Points only ever go up. Never expire.
No double-texting
No 2am replies
No checking their stories
Daily check-in
18 badges to earn
Real milestones only — 3, 7, 14, and 30 days clean; 10 red flags caught; 3, 10, and 25 chats on file; ending a case; sharing a card; reaching Stage 6 and beyond. No participation trophies.
weekly wrapped
Your week in receipts
Cooks, red flags caught, current stage, top flag, verdict stamp — all on one shareable thermal receipt. Only fires when there was real activity that week.
A brake before
the text
The app doesn't just read the situation — it slows you down at the exact moment you're about to blow it.
The witching hour
“The witching hour. Before you text them — read the receipts first.”
A nightly reality check fires at your own late-night spiral window. Lock-screen action buttons let you log 'held' or 'texted' without even opening the app.
10 seconds now or 3 weeks of regret.
“About to text them? Hold the button for 10 seconds first.”
While you hold, your own receipts surface — verdict, invested %, top flag. No invented examples. Only your data. Complete it and earn 'Held the Line' points. Reachable from a home-screen widget or lock-screen shortcut (dumpt://panic) without opening the app.
Daily accountability
“One question, every day: how honest can you be with yourself?”
A 1pm nudge keeps the streak alive. Three honest options: Held strong / Almost slipped / I texted them. Confessing resets the streak but keeps all points.
Entertainment, not therapy
Dumpt is entertainment, not professional advice. Every verdict carries that disclaimer. The numbers are real. The decision is still yours.
Private
by design.
Your screenshot goes to the AI for one thing — to write your verdict. We never keep the image on our servers. It stays on your phone, in your case file, so you can reopen the receipt later — it's never re-uploaded.
Only the verdict itself — the numbers, the flags, the lines it quoted — saves to your account, so your cases follow you across devices. No ads, no data selling, no tracking you around the internet. Anonymous crash and usage data is optional — and never includes your chats.
your business stays your business.
What you're
signing up for
A credit-based subscription, managed entirely by Apple. Each week your plan refills a set number of cooks; pricing is set by the App Store for your region — we never charge you directly and never see your payment details.
26 cooks a week, refilled every 7 days — steady clarity for the everyday spiral. Billed once a year, so it's the cheapest per week; your local price is shown at checkout.
70 cooks a week, refilled every 7 days — built for the heavy weeks. Rolling, no commitment; cancel any time from your iPhone Settings.
1 cook = 1 verdict (up to 5 screenshots of the same chat). Cooks refill every 7 days, and both plans unlock full verdicts and every personality — nothing blurred, no flags held back.
Pricing varies by your region and App Store storefront. The app shows your local price at checkout before you commit — no hidden fees, no free trial.
If you ever lapse
We don't punish you for pausing. Here's exactly what happens.
Past verdicts stay readable
If your subscription lapses, every verdict you've already cooked stays readable. Nothing gets deleted for at least 90 days.
Progress banked forever
Your Clarity stage is permanently banked — a lapse freezes it, not erases it. Resume where you left off.
The only thing that pauses when you lapse: cooking new chats. Everything else — your history, your stage, your receipts — stays exactly as you left it for 90 days.
Auto-renews until cancelled. Apple manages billing and sends renewal receipts. Cancel any time in iPhone Settings › Subscriptions — no hoops, no retention screens.
Decode the lingo
Know exactly what you're dealing with before you spiral.
Dumpt is a situationship decoder app that reads your chat screenshots, delivers a stamped verdict, and tracks every situationship over time — flagging red flags, effort imbalance, dry replies, and delulu energy so you can finally see the situation clearly. Your screenshot is analyzed once and never kept on our servers. The verdict prints as a full thermal receipt with hard numbers, your own quoted texts as evidence, and coaching on what to do next — building a case file you can look back on long after the situationship is history.
- Situationship
- A situationship is a romantic or sexual relationship that lacks clear definition, commitment, or mutual agreement on what the two people are to each other, leaving both parties in an ambiguous emotional limbo.
- all the feelings, none of the title — congrats on your non-relationship relationship.
- Cooked
- Cooked is Gen-Z slang meaning someone is in serious trouble or a hopeless situation; in dating, it describes someone whose interest clearly isn't reciprocated or whose chances with a person are essentially over.
- the texts don't lie, babe — you are fully, completely, done-to-a-crisp cooked.
- Ghosting
- Ghosting is the act of suddenly and completely cutting off all communication with a romantic interest — no calls, no texts, no explanation — leaving the other person with no closure.
- one day they existed, the next your messages just say 'delivered.' iconic cowardice.
- The ick
- The ick is a sudden, visceral feeling of repulsion toward someone you were previously attracted to, triggered by a specific behaviour or trait and often impossible to shake once it sets in.
- you can't explain it, you can't cure it — the ick has spoken and court is adjourned.
- Delulu
- Delulu is Gen-Z slang derived from 'delusional', describing someone who holds unrealistically optimistic beliefs about a romantic situation — convincing themselves someone likes them more than the evidence supports.
- manifesting is cute; ignoring three-day read receipts is a different diagnosis entirely.
- Slow fade
- The slow fade is a gradual, deliberate withdrawal from communication — responses get shorter, plans get cancelled, replies take longer — used as a passive way to end a relationship without a direct breakup.
- they didn't ghost you, they just slowly made you a background character.
- Green flag
- A green flag in dating is a positive sign or behaviour that indicates someone is emotionally healthy, considerate, and a genuinely promising romantic prospect — the opposite of a red flag.
- they texted back, remembered what you said, and made plans first — screenshot this, it's evidence.
- Love bombing
- Love bombing is an early-stage tactic where someone overwhelms you with excessive attention, affection, and grand gestures to fast-track intimacy and gain influence — often before pulling it all away.
- five paragraphs and a pet name by day three isn't romance, it's a strategy.
- Zombieing
- Zombieing is when someone who previously ghosted you suddenly resurfaces out of nowhere — a casual 'hey stranger' — acting as if they never disappeared.
- rose from the dead just to leave you on read again. groundbreaking.
Situationship questions, answered
No judgment. Just answers — and maybe a reality check.
Does Dumpt store my screenshots?
Not on our servers. Your screenshot is sent to the AI, used once to write your verdict, and never kept on our servers. A copy stays on your own device — inside that case — so you can reopen the receipt later; it's never re-uploaded. What syncs to your account is only the verdict itself: the scores, the flags, and the short quoted "receipts," so your cases follow you across devices.
How does Dumpt work?
Three steps: screenshot the chat that's living rent-free in your head, upload it to Dumpt, and get the verdict. The AI reads the conversation for red flags, effort imbalance, dry replies, and delulu energy — then tells you straight whether you're cooked or not.
Which chat apps work with Dumpt?
Anything you can screenshot: iMessage, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, and any other app where your conversation lives on your camera roll. If the chat is on one of your own other screens, you can also scan it with the camera.
Can I upload multiple screenshots of one conversation?
Yes — you can upload up to 5 screenshots from the same chat in one cook, selected in order so the AI sees the full thread. For a really long conversation, pick the 5 that best capture the pattern — the most recent stretch usually says the most.
What are the four verdicts — what does each one mean?
Every cook ends with one of four stamped words. SAFE means things look reciprocal and healthy — for now. SIMMERING means there are early warning signs worth watching; it's not over but it's not great. BURNT means red flags are confirmed — the evidence is right there in your own texts. COOKED is the most brutal: the situationship is clearly one-sided, fading, or already done — you might just be the last to know. Each verdict prints on a thermal receipt with the hard numbers behind it.
What does it mean to be "cooked"?
A "cooked" verdict means the AI sees clear signs the situationship is one-sided, fading, or already over — you might just be the last to know. Think unanswered energy, shrinking replies, and zero reciprocity. It's Dumpt's way of saying: you deserve better, dump accordingly.
Do I need an account to use Dumpt?
You don't need an account to cook a chat. Signing in with Apple or Google is optional — but if you do, your clarity streak, points, and all your case files sync across every device you own. It's how your situationship history follows you from your phone to your iPad and back.
Can I still read my old verdicts if my subscription lapses?
Yes — past verdicts stay fully readable even if your subscription expires. You won't be able to cook new chats until you re-subscribe, but every receipt, score, and quoted evidence you've already earned stays right there in your case file. Your clarity stage is banked forever; only your streak resets.
What is a situationship?
A situationship is a romantic entanglement that has all the feelings of a relationship but none of the commitment or clarity — no official label, no defined terms, maximum confusion. It lives in the gray zone between "just talking" and actually dating. Dumpt exists to help you decode whether that gray zone is going anywhere.
Is Dumpt free?
No — Dumpt is a paid subscription through Apple, with no free trial. Pricing varies by region and storefront. Follow @dumptapp on TikTok for the latest.
Can I use Dumpt to analyze someone else's phone or chats?
No — Dumpt is built for reading your own conversations only. Upload screenshots of chats you're personally part of, not someone else's private messages. It's about getting clarity on your own situationship, not surveillance.
Is Dumpt therapy or real relationship advice?
Dumpt is entertainment — the brutally honest friend who says what your other friends are too polite to. It is not a substitute for therapy, counseling, or professional relationship support. If you're dealing with something serious, please reach out to a qualified professional.
When is Dumpt coming out?
Dumpt is coming soon to iOS — no specific date yet. The best way to hear the moment it launches is to follow @dumptapp on TikTok. The verdict is almost ready.
How can you tell if someone is losing interest over text?
The clearest signals are shrinking replies (long paragraphs from you, one-word answers from them), widening reply gaps that keep growing, a drop in questions back to you, and a shift from initiating plans to only reacting when you reach out first. Green-flag behaviour fades: no more random "this reminded me of you" moments, no more effort to keep the conversation going. Dumpt measures all of this — effort split, reply length, and initiative balance — and quotes your own receipts as the evidence.
Can an AI analyze your text messages?
Yes — that's exactly what Dumpt does. You take a screenshot of the chat, and the AI reads it for red flags, effort imbalance, dry-reply patterns, and delulu energy before stamping a verdict: SAFE, SIMMERING, BURNT, or COOKED. Your screenshot is used once to write the verdict and is never kept on our servers — only the derived scores, flags, and short quoted "receipts" sync to your account.
So… are you
cooked?
one way to find out.
coming soonUpload the chat. Get the verdict. Dump accordingly.